Myths & Fables

Valkyrie T-shirt

Name: Valkyrie T-shirt
Brand: Honeyman Tees

A funny, cute Valkyrie gift for an English teacher, mythology fan or anyone who loves myths and legends. The Valkyrie T-shirt is a Honeyman Tees print-on-demand tee from the Myths & Fables collection. The design shows a Valkyrie with a long blonde braid, a winged iron helmet, a chainmail tunic over a blue dress and sandals, holding a round wooden shield and a snack, saying “Choosing heroes. Snacks help your odds.” Our Etsy shop is open. Amazon and our own shop are coming soon.

“Choosing heroes. Snacks help your odds.”

About this design

A winged helmet, a blonde braid, a round shield and a snack.

The story behind it

In Norse myth, the Valkyries choose which fallen warriors are brought to the great hall of Valhalla.

Proposed colors: Natural

Mockups show the print at true scale on a size M tee. Colors are proposed, not final.

Where to buy

Our Etsy shop is open. Amazon and our own shop are coming soon. Visit our Etsy shop (opens in a new tab), see all our shops or follow on Instagram (opens in a new tab) for new drops.

Questions about the Valkyrie shirt

Who is the Valkyrie shirt for?

It is a funny, cute gift for English teachers, mythology fans and anyone who loves myths and legends. The kawaii-style chibi art is storybook watercolor, so the shirt works as a thoughtful gift for any occasion.

What is the joke on the Valkyrie shirt, and what is the story behind it?

The speech bubble says: “Choosing heroes. Snacks help your odds.” In Norse myth, the Valkyries choose which fallen warriors are brought to the great hall of Valhalla.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?

Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.