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Geatish Warrior T-shirt

A funny, cute Geatish Warrior gift for an English teacher, librarian or anyone who loves epic poems and ancient legends. The Geatish Warrior T-shirt is a Honeyman Tees print-on-demand tee from the Classic Books collection. The design shows a Geatish warrior in a round iron helmet with a small boar crest, ring mail over a blue tunic and a red cloak, with a round painted shield, flexing one arm, saying “No sword needed. I'm a hugger.” Available on Etsy.

“No sword needed. I'm a hugger.”

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About this design

A boar-crest helmet, ring mail, a red cloak and a round shield.

The story behind it

An anonymous medieval epic poem tells of a warrior of the Geats who faces the monster Grendel. He sets his sword aside and fights bare-handed, on the grounds that the monster uses no weapons, so he wins by sheer strength alone.

Proposed colors: White

Mockups show the print at true scale on a size M tee. Colors are proposed, not final.

Where to buy

Available on Etsy: see this tee on Etsy (opens in a new tab). See all our shops or follow on Instagram (opens in a new tab) for new drops.

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Questions about the Geatish Warrior shirt

Who is the Geatish Warrior shirt for?

It is a funny, cute gift for English teachers, librarians and anyone who loves epic poems and ancient legends. It is a unisex tee in a cute chibi storybook-watercolor style, ready to give for birthdays or holidays.

What is the joke on the Geatish Warrior shirt, and what is the story behind it?

The speech bubble says: “No sword needed. I'm a hugger.” An anonymous medieval epic poem tells of a warrior of the Geats who faces the monster Grendel. He sets his sword aside and fights bare-handed, on the grounds that the monster uses no weapons, so he wins by sheer strength alone.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?

Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

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